Maternity Manifesto

Some thoughts on life post-baby, but don’t hold me to all of them 🙂

I will not:

Neglect Eddie in any way
Neglect Molly in any way
Talk about nothing but myself baby/pregnancy/birth
Send pictures of the baby immediately after it’s born (looking like a walnut)
Send pictures of myself looking rough after having given birth
Expect everyone to find the baby sweet
Bring the baby into work
Stagnate at home
Put a ‘Baby on Board’ sticker/Winnie the Pooh side panels on the car
Bore people with daily emails about the baby (hence this blog!)
Get fat(ter)

Author: Louisa Houghton

Storyteller, writer, blogger. View all posts by Louisa Houghton