Baby Bogeys

Forget about routines, sleeping, weaning and all that easy stuff, I want to know how the hell to get the encrusted snot out of my baby’s nose. The problem is that you need baby-sized fingers to do it and Will hasn’t yet discovered the joys of picking his snoz. One suggestion has been to cultivate an extra-long fingernail on one of your little fingers. Otherwise it’s a case of shoving rolled up muslins/tissues and hoping for the best. Alas they’re sticky, stubborn little suckers so it’s easier said than done. The challenges of parenthood are endless.