Brain Malfunction

I was going to write something twee about how fascinating William’s hands are – always on the move like two small, pink anemones.

But enough of that – after another fractious day, on top of a punishing (and depressing; I made the mistake of weighing myself) trip to the gym, I am absolutely exhausted. It’s not the sleep deprivation, because as you know, Will is an angel at bedtime, but it’s so draining keeping him fed/amused/awake/asleep/calm during the day.

Am eating the most enormous bowl of pasta with tomato and mascaropone sauce you’ve ever seen and then I’m collapsing in front of The Apprentice and Desperate Housewives.

I leave you with this piece of mindless baby trivia – Will has white bogeys. I’m not sure if that’s normal, the other mums say their babies’ snot is green. I wonder if London Babies have black bogeys?

Bleurrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh….