Hospital Tour

Blimey – I’m on a baby roll these days! Today Eddie and I went round Reading to see what’s what. It’s not the Park Hyatt, but I doubt I’ll care when I’m actually there! The rest of the tour people were a motley bunch, not sure if one pair were a lesbian couple or boy and girl…took a while for us to decide they were one of each! Amoom.

Even better, though, was that we got to say hi to Debs. She literally walked past just as the tour was wrapping up and I managed to grovel to the receptionist sufficiently for her to give us 5 minutes. Little Taylor’s in intensive care upstairs and Debs has a private room which is lovely and full of pressies. Wish I’d thought ahead and got her something, but will definitely go on a mission when she’s home and it’s Ok to visit. She was on good form, if looking tired – not surprising after going through something like that. Roll on the day she can take the baby home and settle down after all the excitement.

One thing’s for sure about all these classes/tours and stuff – whatever the reality of giving birth, the more I know in advance, the less intimidated about the whole thing I feel. Deb looked very chilled and promises even a caesarean isn’t as bad as it sounds. I’m sure if I’d just gone through that I’d be a wreck.

In the meantime I’ve just spent a bomb on yet more baby stuff – Eddie’s going to kill me ๐Ÿ™‚ Must make every effort not to turn into a shopaholic now I’m not working.

Ante-Natal Classes

Back from the World’s longest ante-natal class – 10 til 5!! Really missed Deb, I still can’t believe she went into labour at her own leaving lunch. Hope she’s OK. Will call Cheryl on Monday and see if there is any more news.

The people at the class were really nice and hopefully there are some I’ll see afterwards socially. Just wish the classes were shorter and more spaced out. It’s pretty intense and doesn’t give you an awful lot of time to get to know each other. Next week more of the same, followed by breast feeding techniques. Blimey.

The Nursery



Hmmm…still needs a bit of work, but the cupboard’s filling up nicely. Roll on the carpet fitters next week.

Came home early today after a fabulous leaving lunch at the Langley Hall with the team. Feeling very full, God knows how I’m going to fit in tonight’s welcome home curry for Eddie. Poor Mol is very confused about why I’m back so early, but it hasn’t stopped her from having a crack at whinging for an early supper. Sorry Mol – no such luck. Doubtless by the end of next week we’ll be used to each other being around like the pair of grumpy old ladies we are.

Last Day at Work

How weird, it’s my last day at work for a whole year. What AM I going to do with myself? Monday morning’s going to be a shock to the system! Ah well…knowing me it won’t take long to adapt to life as a lady of leisure, I just wish I had 6 weeks pre-baby as a ‘normal’ person able to do everything I love – riding, cycling, drinking, eating unhealthy things! Never mind, I’ll just have to adapt to Fern, Phil and vegging on the sofa!

Maternity Manifesto

Some thoughts on life post-baby, but don’t hold me to all of them ๐Ÿ™‚

I will not:

Neglect Eddie in any way
Neglect Molly in any way
Talk about nothing but myself baby/pregnancy/birth
Send pictures of the baby immediately after itโ€™s born (looking like a walnut)
Send pictures of myself looking rough after having given birth
Expect everyone to find the baby sweet
Bring the baby into work
Stagnate at home
Put a โ€˜Baby on Boardโ€™ sticker/Winnie the Pooh side panels on the car
Bore people with daily emails about the baby (hence this blog!)
Get fat(ter)